Bit of Ivory

Don’t drink two glasses of Coke when you’re not used to drinking caffeine, even if you have a headache and are really, really tired.

Now I’m feeling all loopy and lightheaded. And like I could use a nap.

Man, my body is weird. Caffeine is NOT supposed to make me SLEEPY.

Note to self #2: Allow more time for nightly inspection of eyelids. Then perhaps your contacts won’t stage a rebellion that must be quashed before you can wear them to work. And you won’t have to deal with periodic insurgences. And you won’t feel tempted to drink caffeine, which just makes you more tired, apparently. Gah.