Bit of Ivory

Everyone’s letters are making me compose some in my mind. And you all know how that goes. So here it is: Dear Wedgewood (my parakeet), I think you’re really cute. But must you land on my head and sit there like a hood ornament until you slip down my hair, and then chatter at me […]

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This is all PrettyAnnaMoon’s fault. She’s so clever.

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Jordan Commons sold more tickets for PotC than any theatre in the world. Hmm. I know I saw it there four times out of my ten. I love this part: Gunderson thinks one reason Utahns liked the movie was because they like the Pirates of the Caribbean ride at Disneyland and Disney World. But he […]

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What could be better than Sexy Pirate Boy and Sexy Navy Boy in the same night? Hooray for Pirates and Horatio Hornblower!!!!!!11!!!1!one

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