After reading Albus Dumbledore’s Inbox. My absolute favorite message so far?
From: Madame Hooch [hoochie@hogwarts.edu]
To: Prof. Albus Dumbledore [bumblebee@hogwarts.edu], Professor Snape [slytherinrules@hogwarts.edu], Professor McGonagall [minnybaby@hogwarts.edu], Professor Sprout [greenfingers@hogwarts.edu], Professor Flitwick [filiuscharms@hogwarts.edu], Professor Sinistra [sinnyforministerofmagic@hogwarts.edu], Professor Vector [viktorrulesquidditch@hogwarts.edu], Hagrid [skrewt@hogwarts.edu], Madame Pomfrey [hellonurse@hogwarts.edu], Professor Lupin [potionplease@hogwarts.edu], Professor Moody [mad-eye@hogwarts.edu], Professor Trelawney [clairvoyant@hogwarts.edu], Madame Pince [bookworm@hogwarts.edu], Dobby [multicolouredsocks@hogwarts.edu]
Subject: Top ten things you should never say to Sev-kins
You asked for it Severus.
10. Hey Professor! Great job on saving Harry Potter’s life!
9. How exactly do you bottle fame?
8. Wasn’t it a surprise about Sirius Black? He was such a sweet boy.
7. Remember you owe your life to James Potter.
6. I really think that Professor Lupin is a wonderful Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher. No one could do better than him!
5. Brighten up a little, Severus. There’s more to life than potions and being miserable (thanks Remus).
4. Would you like a hug?
3. I don’t think you’re brave enough to give me a *proper* detention
2. I was wondering if you could give Neville Longbottom extra tuition.
1. Aw, Sevvie-kins looks upset. Yes you do! Does Sevvie-wevvie want to tell Auntie Hoochie what the matter is?
Hoochie.
Oh. Oh. Must. Breathe. Must. Stop. Laughing.
*dies*
1 response so far ↓
1 wolf550e // Dec 9, 2002 at 4:28 am
Somewhat reminds me of Trisha and Katie’s work, but this one is actually funny.
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