Bit of Ivory

I am so upset.
In the English major, you have to take a major author in the 300-level.
They always offer Shakespeare, Milton, and Chaucer, and they have a
revolving class that studies different authors every year. I don’t
really like Shakespeare, Milton, or Chaucer all that much, but
Shakespeare is more interesting to me than either of the other two.
However, I’ve been putting off taking the course, hoping that somehow
the revolving class would study Jane Austen. Well, since I’m graduating
in April, I decided I couldn’t put it off any longer (since I also have
to take my Senior Course next semester, I didn’t want to overload
myself), and I signed up for Shakespeare. I looked at the Winter
Semester Schedule today. They’re studying Jane Austen next semester.
Dang.