Bit of Ivory

Number of:

Minutes late : 5 (had trouble finding the place I was supposed to park my car)
Times I signed my name filling out new-hire paperwork: 5
Times I heard the “square peg in a round hole” analogy: 87
Times I heard the Impressing Texas With Our Amazing Database story: 3
Coworkers who have HP calendars: at least 2 (Kate, and McKenzie in my section)
Times I’ve been asked if I’m related to John Bytheway: 87
Friends I had lunch with : 3
Friends who I had lunch with who I’ve never met before: 2
Filing cabinets falling over and making a loud “BANG”: 1
Times I checked my e-mail: 2 (on break!)
Times I checked my flist: 2 (on break!)
Times my supervisor’s Trillian pinged that he was getting a message: 87 million
Games I spied being played on my coworker’s computers: 3
Games *I* played: 0
Coworkers who left before me: All of them
Minutes left early: 2

So, all in all a good day. I think I’ll like it. Next week I’m going to start exercising with Kate.