Bit of Ivory

The old ones had 42 flavors, 5 of which were weird (horseradish, booger, grass, black pepper, and sardine). Now, they only have 25 flavors, 8 of which are weird (black pepper, booger, dirt, ear wax, grass, sardine, spinach, and vomit). I actually don’t mind the grass ones, and the black pepper are pretty good, but the vomit almost made me live up to its name, and I’ve never liked spinach. I’m glad they got rid of the horseradish ones, though. They were so strong they even made the peppermint ones taste like horseradish.

The new ones come in little boxes instead of in the cool red bags. I guess I should be glad for this, as they’re much cheaper. They used to be about $7 a bag, but now they’re only $2.99 a box. Not that I’ll be buying them very much, as the chance of getting a sardine one is now 1 in 25 rather than 1 in 42. Blech!